Leda Riordan

Writer, autodidact,
hedonist.

I have been in the business of choosing unconventional methods since birth. Weaned on quail and rattlesnake in the middle of the desert, I absconded to Southern Europe for my (mostly extracurricular) education like the great bonnes vivantes before me. Got published, learned to cook crab soufflé and vichyssoise, saw things, tried things, and somehow ended up back in the desert (closer to the ocean this time), where I am hopefully writing things. I like doing what I do, whatever this is, not least because I am picky with my companions, my body is a temple, etc. etc. We only spend time together if we both enjoy doing so, and a lot. How about it.

You: trained to ride, shoot with the bow, and speak the truth. A gentleman, or you pretend to be one (same thing).

A real friend, the kind you can shower with.
Directors
  • Fellini
  • Hal Ashby
  • Robert Altman
  • Rohmer
  • Cassavetes
  • Bergman
  • and so on and so forth
Destinations
  • Kyoto
  • Baths of Caracalla
  • Delphi
  • Mystras
  • Font-de-Gaume
  • Venice
  • Big Sur
Cuisines
  • Obanzai
  • Omakase
  • Mexican — my daily driver
  • Italian
  • French
  • and many, many more
Albums
  • Blue — Joni Mitchell
  • Talkie Walkie — Air
  • Our Mother the Mountain — Townes Van Zandt
  • Lay It Down — Cowboy Junkies
And so on
  • Parentheses
  • Carl Jung
  • Coyotes
  • Ancient history
  • Backgammon
  • Dodgers baseball
  • Religious iconography
  • Running fast
  • Moonbathing
  • Isabelle Huppert
  • Woo-woo spiritual stuff
  • Vintage and antique finery
  • The platonic nudity in a women’s bathhouse
  • Working with my hands
  • Heavy rain
  • Novelty

In my 20’s with a heart-shaped face, full cheekbones, soft features, lily-white skin, and what can only be described politely as a “bubble butt”. 100% natural from head to toe, athletic, slim, and shapely.

EyesBlue
HairStrawberry blonde
Measurements5’7”  ·  34-24-36
DressXS – S
Shoe9
Currently reading

Hannibal and Scipio: Parallel Lives

Simon Hornblower

Currently pining

Style

Elegant, effortless. Influences: Jane Birkin, Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy, Carla Bruni.
For requests, see my wish lists: Luxylist · Throne.

Booking & Availability

My schedule fills in advance, with overnight availability being particularly limited. I recommend reaching out early. Last-minute openings do occasionally arise, typically at a surcharge.

Formalities

In private, please leave your donation on the counter upon arrival. In public, place it in a book, a gift bag, or anything else that may tickle me.

Screening

I accept multiple screening methods through my booking form (see Contact page). References are appreciated in addition to other screening material. Generally, the more material provided, the quicker the screening process. I will ask if anything additional is needed.

Deposit

All first-time dates, local and touring, require a 1,000 deposit. For FMTY/sponsored tours: 20% of the rate, plus travel expenses. I accept BTC and ETH.

Incall

I do not host incalls in my home, but I am happy to accommodate you in a luxury hotel for an additional fee of 1,000.

My bare minimum — 2 hours
2,800

Square one.

Dinner and dessert — 4 hoursmost popular
5,500

Plutarch said, “We do not sit at table to eat, but to eat together.” My heart can be found just past my stomach.

A baseball game — 6 hoursLeda’s favorite
8,000

A baseball game, the Huntington Library, a spa day, a museum, or a meal with more time for dessert. I’ll even throw in my scorebook for the very reasonable cost of a hot dog and a Michelada.

Overnight — up to 12 hours
12,000

Dinner, dessert, breakfast. For a more bespoke duration, please enquire. My overnights are rare and require the most notice.

The whole day — 24 hours
18,000

24 hours of Leda. The possibilities are limited only by our imaginations.

A weekend — 48 hours
28,000

This I give thee, my whole weekend.

For a longer entanglement, please enquire for tailored pricing.

Write
to me.

Here, or by email.

[email protected] @ledariordan — Twitter